Skate or Bleat - Life's Sheep

Skate or Bleat - Life's SheepIntroducing Life's Sheep Comfortably Numbthe cutest skate or bleat in the pasture. This vintage Lifes Sheep tee blends cologne ad swagger with tongue in cheek satire. Featuring a jacked ram, a cocktail, and Ram Toxic on the rocks, it whispers self confidence in every thread. Designed for those who graze different and flirt with fleece unapologetically. S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18. 25 20. 25 22. 00 24. 00 26. 00 27. 75 29. 75 Length, in 26. 62

Featuring a frazzled sheep drowning in hashtags and social icons

Each poem is a beat in one vast rhythm

witnessed in a disturbing fashion

whose only job is to prepare the world for the antichrist's rise

It’s the perfect conversation-starter (or silence-keeper) for anyone who likes a dash of intrigue in their wardrobe

bold black text reads “IT’S SLEEPING

he moves to his own beat—instinct

living poem told in fragments

“Don't Be Ewe” tee mocks impulsive spending with a clueless sheep waving a maxed-out credit card

hand-lettered “Could Be Worse” text above a cartoon grim reaper—complete with glowing red eyes and a crooked scythe

Celebrate Causomatic’s electrifying electronic-orchestral sound with this Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee

Designed for those who graze different and flirt with fleece unapologetically